So in general I have 3 categories I can place political candidates in. In theory there’s 4, but I’ve never heard of a candidate fitting into number 4. So here are the categories:
- Dead in a Ditch: This is the category where I’d rather be dead in a ditch than to see this person in office
- Hold my Nose: This is the category where if they make it into office I can hold my nose and the stink doesn’t smell so bad. In some cases, if there is no other option I could vote for someone in this category… maybe...
- The Realm of Sanity: There is usually some little things I wish weren’t so with this candidate, but by and large like them.
- GODSEND: I don’t know any candidate anywhere or time that I would put in this category.
So let’s see, where does that leave me in the current state of politics in our country in regards to presidential elections?
- Hillary “rob’em” Clinton - Dead in a Ditch
- Barack Obamanation - Dead in a Ditch
- John McPain - Dead in a Ditch
Well, well… I’m already starting to feel the muddy ditch water closing around me… there are no sane persons left in this country save but a very few…
